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Ladies and gentlemen
Today I would like to tell you some facts about my life, some truths.
It’s important cause it's about conditioning,
and everything on that subject is worth mentioning
So I’m gonna share with you certain things about me that you might not know

I’ve kissed more animals than girls,
my hair’s half straight and half curled,
I’m honest but I’m selfish,
maybe the most difficult person you’ve ever dealt with,
I’m silent till you ask why,
I’m silent till you ask twice,
But I’m silent till you ask nice,
And I specialise in being awkward,

When I’m tryna make a point, I’m just not heard,
I’m fluent in only two languages,
and my part-knowledge has left me bandages
I’ve only dated one girl properly,
and the best of our times were still spent awkwardly
Just the way I’ve been

I quit being an engineer to become a musician,
I told my folks that my life’s is on a mission,
Or my mom would’ve never let me switch,
And I have a sister, Well, me and her, we fight a lot
There are times when we don’t talk,
There are times when we smoke pot,
Just the way we are

Now I’ve come to a point where I don’t care for borders,
Dont care for advertisements, or government orders,
I don’t care for religion, not much for politics,
And all you hatin’ ass motherfuckers , you can go suck a bag of dicks

I’m still a David Beckham fan,
Everything I own second hand,
Virgin till the day I turned 21,
Traumatized myself for many months,
I can’t complain , Life’s been easy
Never had options but I’ve been choosey
Learned the truth that there is no one truth
It’s all the shit that you learn from one’s roots

(Learned that there is no one truth,
It’s all the shit you learn from your own *cough*)